if anyone needs a tv show to watch the uk version of tool academy is so fucking hilarious

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i wanna change my url. I’m still kinda weirded out by the whole kinga stalker ordeal and I feel like she’s still reading everything. ive had the url coffindodgers for like 4 or 5 years now though im not sure what id change it to. I feel like then id make more personal posts and use my blog as a blog again

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween


there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

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do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is


Whenever I see lobsters being sold in grocery stores (or anywhere else) it really breaks my heart. “…Lobsters are highly developed. They carry their young for nine months and, when left in peace, can live for more than 100 years. They recognize other individual lobsters, remember past aquaintances, and have elaborate courtship rituals. They take long seasonal journeys, often traveling for hundreds of miles. Elder lobsters help guide young lobsters across the ocean floor by holding their claws in a line that can stretch for many yards.” Heather Moore


See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up


let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”


where do you get your protei-

how about plants, they have feeli-

i just can’t live without che-image

but animals eat other anim-